Playboy #1 (1998)

Two night club managers watch a rehearsal of a chorus line, whose breasts are lit up with lights.

A nameless stranger in a poncho comes to clean up Pepperoni, New Mexico, in a parody of spaghetti westerns.

A painter is viewing his flat-chested model through binoculars to get an illusion of depth.

A stork carries a newborn, who surveys an over-crowded, polluted cityscape dominated by military missiles, crime, racism, poverty, and poor schools.

A Senator in his office is swarmed by miniature lobbiests, wanting favors.

A middle-aged man is found in bed with a teen girl by his wife.

Silverstein's observations about Hollywood.

A husband finds a man in his bedroom closet, wearing a Santa beard and holding a charity kettle.

An artist covers his canvas, his studio, and himself in the same abstract pattern of paints.

A boy's parents are shocked at his request for a rhyme.

In his chambers, a judge chases a young woman around a table.

A man comes home loaded with packages. His wife meets him at the apartment door in a negligee and says she's given the elevator operator his gift.

One of Santa's elves is frustrated when he can't get Santa to help with manufacturing problems.

Two men obey when the street crossing signal flashes "Crawl."

A woman is sitting nude in a chair. She just puts on a top to answer the door, which provides enough cover because she only opens the top half of a Dutch door.

A wealthy man is sunning himself on the beach by his home. He spies an attractive woman approaching and runs inside and returns to his chair dressed as Santa Claus, complete with two martinis.

A starlet is startled when the door to a movie producer's office bears the sign "R—Restricted: Underage Starlets enter at own risk."

A businessman and his secretary dance nude on his desk to celebrate a sales increase, to the quizzical gaze of an executive.

A mild-mannered modern-day chemist takes a potion that turns him into Mr. Hyde and also turns his necktie from a drab one into one with the image of a nude woman on it.

Peace Corps members in a Latin American country get caught up on the anti-American side of a revolution.

An Eskimo buys a chastity belt to cover his wife's nose.

Two generals look at a headless soldier, with a cannonball nearby.

A boy's hand is bloodied when he reaches into a box of animal crackers.

A fireman using a fire hose to fight a fire ends up eaten by it.

An optometrist uses an eye chart that tells his political leanings.

At a New Year's party, a woman asks a man about his objectives, apparently not realizing he has maneuvered her into a spare bedroom.

A hard-core union worker insults a dignitary who is using a shovel for a ground-breaking ceremony.

A aide tells a senator an environmental group is here to see him. Both the aide and the senator are wearing gas masks in a room full of fumes.

A sheep thinks a rooster and a bull are telling him a tall tale.

At a brothel, the madam tells a customer that using a cat-o-nine-tails whip on her girls is not allowed.

A man wakes up with a hangover and the woman in bed with him proceeds to tell him of all the dumb things he did the night before.

In the middle of a vast desert, a man is eating a meal by a fire. Behind him another man is sneaking up from the distance, ready to pop a paper bag behind him.

Two cowboys are walking across a desolate desert. One looks back to see that his partner's shadow is partially silhouetted against the horizon.

A teen girl seeks advice from a gift counselor.

A man takes off all his clothes to provide a path for a woman to walk across a wide puddle.

Two Middle East desert tribesmen have a discussion under a palm tree.

After he gets drunk at a Christmas party, Annie's boss Benton Battbarton is a kind and generous man. The next day, with an ad deadline bearing down, he reverts back to his usual mean and selfish self.

The leader of desert tribesmen ties a man to a palm tree, bends it down like a catapult, and prepares to cut the rope.

A dog brings slippers, newspaper, and pipe to an overstuffed chair, then enjoys them himself.

A group of teen girls race from the theatre with their souvenirs, one of which is the singer's head.

In the future, a beat-up old robot complains to a new model robot.

Two elephants touch the ends of their trunks. One elephant blows air into the other one, causing him to float off the ground.

A disheveled girl, holding a "Make Love Not War" protest sign, complains to her college roommate.

A scientist makes excuses after a less-than-exciting romp in bed with his assistant.

A man dressed in flashy mod clothes sits down to watch television. He finds nothing of interest, so he moves the chair in front of a full-length mirror so he can admire himself.

A couple has a memorable New Year's Eve celebration.

A wife tries to get her husband's attention by sitting in a chair with her feet over her head.

Spoof of Masters and Johnson sex research.

The staffer at a college placement office notes that a company looking for help does not support the war.

A boy on a tricycle only stays religious because of Christmas presents.

Spoof of alcohol, tobacco, and cannabis.