Tales from the Crypt #6 (1993)

Robert has quite a secret: two lives and two wives. One loves bowling, and the other loves golf. Everything seems to work out for him until a town hosts both golf and bowling tournaments, where the wives meet each other. Robert tries to be a good husband. He gives one wife bowling shoes and other golf shoes. But, he gets a little mixed up. Later on, the wives play a new game they've invented. Hitting a ball with a golf club to knock down bowling pins. The ball: Robert's head.

Poor Chet. His no-good brother Leon keeps sponging off him, forcing Chet to put off marriage to his fiancee. Then, Leon decides to help himself to the fiancee, prompting her suicide. Chet decides he has to give Leon one more present: a hood ornament for his car. Leon's head will do nicely.

Sherry has a problem. She hates her husband, Alphonse. When they were dating, he was a charmer, but now all he does is obsess over his vineyard. So, she poisons him with cyanide and buries him in the vineyard, claiming that he just disappeared. Later on, she asks for help picking the grapes, and handsome Jack shows up. They strike up a romance, and she gives him a glass of wine. But, he keels over dead, and Sherry is arrested for murder. The poison from her husband's body had seeped into the grapevines.

Cold-hearted Betty plans to murder her rich husband, Bert. She begins faking psychotic breaks where she tries to kill him, until she finally goes through with it. Now, all she has to do is endure some time in a mental hospital until she's "cured". Bert's brother, Harvey, is a doctor at the hospital and he takes a special interest in Betty's treatment. After several days of brutal treatments, Betty can't take it anymore and finally confesses about the murder to Harvey. But, he already knew she was lying, and plans to keep her in the asylum for good.

Ed has finally tracked down Marty, the man who stole his woman and his money. Ed plans to shoot Marty in his diner, but Marty has a plan. He stalls for time, knowing a policeman will be along soon for his usual late-night snack. When the cop arrives outside, Ed realizes he's been tricked and Marty taunts him mercilessly. Then, just before the officer can enter the diner, a speeding car roars by and the cop reluctantly has to chase after it. Poor Marty.

Mr. Kardoff heads for the hangman's noose; he's a killer about to get his just deserts. After he's pronounced dead and put in a coffin, he's delivered to his estate, where the butler discovers that Kardoff is still alive. His head is stuck at a crooked angle, but he's not complaining. And, having been declared dead, he can't be arrested or prosecuted for any further crimes. He returns to his murdering ways, until another thorny legal issue crops up: can the townspeople be prosecuted for burying a "dead" man, even if he screams while they do it? Nope.