Jughead's Jokes#47(1976)

Jughead laments the high cost of food.

Jughead brings his pet mouse to school and loses it, until he sees a bunch of screaming girls rush out of a classroom.

Jughead is so tired he forgets he already ate breakfast.

During a picnic, Archie asks Jughead to take care of the ham, and then is angry when finds Jughead ate the whole thing.

Jughead tells Reggie that he's in bigger trouble with Ethel than Reggie is with Moose.

Jughead buys Ethel a large sandwich just to keep her quiet.

Pop complains that Jughead does a good day's work, but takes a week to do it.

Jughead agrees to give directions to a bank.

Veronica forbids Jughead to touch another hamburger at her cook-out, so Archie feeds one to him.

Jughead stirs up Miss Grundy's wrath with a comment about women's lib.

Charley tests how hot chili is by whether the hot air currents will float his spoon.

Ethel is explaining all the things she can do with her nose, but Jughead tells her one thing she can't do.

Jughead is out of cash so he paints a safe door, opens it...and is caught in a mousetrap.

Manny thinks Ethel is wearing a Halloween mask early and she gets angry.

Jughead is so slow at doing fall chores his mother suggests he start the winter chores.

Jughead survives a leak over his bed by wearing a wetsuit.

Jughead claims he can get as good a shakedown from riding in Archie's car as Veronica gets with her excersize equipment.

Jughead complains about his algebra grade by Miss Grundy.

Mrs. Muggs suggests Ethel hold Jughead's hands at dinner, so he stops eating the chicken.

The boys get a job handing out free samples of candy.

Every time the crowd goes wild at a football game, Jughead sneaks a bite of someone else's food or drink.

Archie's car loses a door during a zoo safari ride and a lion steals Jughead's hamburgers.

Jughead starts a fishing trip with a heavy picnic basket at one end of the boat; but as he eats during the day his end becomes heavier.

Jughead relates how he was injured trying to get a seat at the movies.

Veronica agrees to sneak Jughead into a drive-in movie in her trunk, but he gets out prematurely during a car wash.

Two Martians decide not to take Jughead back with them because he'll cause a food shortage.

Gwen wows Archie with her cooking but Veronica one-ups her by serving Hostess Fruit Pies.