Jughead's Jokes#23(1971)

Archie wants to go skating but Jughead can't remember what chore he was supposed to do before he leaves.

Jughead runs Archie's home movie backwards to show his stunt is better than Reggie's.

Ethel wants to knit Jughead a sweater.

Jughead explains the Leaning Tower of Pisa, the Great Wall of China, Egyptian pyramids and table at Windsor Castle.

Ethel tries to get Jughead to join her in a game of checkers or dancing but finally finds something that Jughead will say "yes" to joining her in.

Jughead explains to Mr. Weatherbee that he is not late for class.

Jughead and Archie watch girls skating.

An all-you-can-eat buffet owner turns his sign around when he sees Jughead walking down the street.

Jughead campaigns for his pal Archie.

Jughead buys a book on how to conquer laziness but can't find the energy to read it.

Jughead watches Archie try to ski jump.

Jughead got up late and so did the bus driver; Hot Dog is in the grocery store; Jughead meets a new soda jerk.

Li'l Jinx explains what her three wishes would be.

Jughead is late for the school bus.

Jughead has a sure-fire way to warm up on a frigid day.

Jughead paints a space rocket.

Jughead takes Hot Dog sledding.

Archie is carrying so many packages he can't see where he's going.

Ethel throws a burger party. Ethel chases Jughead. Jughead eats all the food at Archie's house.

Jughead sleeps all day and can't sleep at night.

Jughead opens the refrigerator and only sees white.

Four things to do with a swimming pool in the winter.

Jughead teaches Dilton about snowmobiles.

Jughead looks at Ethel thru the wrong end of a pair of binoculars.

After watching a mural painter, Jughead knows what he wants to be when he grows up.

Jughead tells Archie they've been snowmobiling too long.

Jughead negotiates a settlement with Mr. Lodge.

Li'l Jinx tells her dad she was in charge of class that day.

Jughead asks Moose "what's new".

Archie and Reggie don't get the snowmobiling prize they expected.